i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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