You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
farters have to be the big spoon...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Randomize
