I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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