Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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