what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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