would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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