its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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