just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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