I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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