its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
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Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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