He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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