saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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