It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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