after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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