do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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