If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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