Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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