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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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