I seem to have left my pride at pride
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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