You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize
