I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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