Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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