ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I wear drunk well.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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