I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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