She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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