We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I will be naked everywhere
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
When did angry sex become our thing?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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