just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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