Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You were trust falling into bushes
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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