We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I need a beard to bite.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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