And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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