I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Randomize
