You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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