Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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