i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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