tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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