Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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