its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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