so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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