are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i was born a porn star she said
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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