Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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