Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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