we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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