So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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