She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I didn't notice because vodka
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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