I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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