Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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