69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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