We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
There r osticjed everywhere
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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