I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it