I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?