just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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