Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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