You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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