Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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