Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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