I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I can't turn off my feet"
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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