i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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